Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.

You have to jump into disaster with both feet.

When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

I think it's just a matter of time before everybody realizes that I'm kind of a romance novelist ... that these are all stories about people kind of falling back in love or struggling with relationships. Even Fight Club was just a big romantic ending.