Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music they can't understand. We hate to give up those reins of our culture. To find our own music playing in elevators. The ballad for our revolution, turned into background music for a television commercial. To find our generation's clothes and hair suddenly retro.

History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse.

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.

It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay remembered long enough for that to happen.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution toward tragedy and dissolution.