We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

The world can be a lot bet­ter than we set­tle for. All you have to do is ask.

I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.

Your heart is my piñata.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.