If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim from Kurt Vonnegut, and my distanced fracture quality is all from Amy Hempel, who's probably my favourite writer.

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

The world can be a lot bet­ter than we set­tle for. All you have to do is ask.

A shadow of a reflection of an image of an illusion.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

The girl traced the outline of her lover's shadow so she would always have a record of how he looked.

The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.