On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.

More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!

We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.

These stories are ghosts, bringing people back from the dead. Just for a moment. For a visit. Every story is a ghost.

Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.

How you're still always trapped. How your head is the cave, your eyes the cave mouth. How you live inside your head and only see what you want. How you only watch the shadows and make up your own meaning.