On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.

Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid and you've just professed your most secret secrets to some goon who's wearing one brown sock and one blue sock.

Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

There's a big difference between "not caring" or being "nihilistic" about a topic and simply not being enrolled by the drama presented by other people. Just because my characters choose not to react in standard, socially-appropriate ways - that does not mean they don't care. They just reject ordinary dramas.