There is nothing special in the world. nothing magic. just physics.

Let's all embrace someone near us. Pick someone special to you. Tell this someone how you feel.

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Somehow people have been sold on the idea that only professionals can entertain them, that only professionals can sing or tell jokes. And people are cut out of this creativity loop, and creativity is being limited to these large, centralized voices.

The lucky ones are just born dead.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.