About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

The short stories tend to be a journalistic gathering of anecdotes that are put together to make something larger.

Love and life belongs to great risk.

Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.

Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.