Don’t ask me when be­cause I don’t re­mem­ber, but some­where along the way I keep for­get­ting to com­mit sui­cide.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die.

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop.

The only person we'll hate more than each other is ourselves.