Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.
Chuck PalahniukWhy is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?
Chuck PalahniukI try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that I'm not trying to please them. I've spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist.
Chuck PalahniukWe went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
Chuck Palahniuk