It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!
Chuck PalahniukParents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.
Chuck PalahniukAs young people we want something to slow us down and keep us trapped in one place long enough to look below the surface of the world. That disaster is a car crash or a war. To make us sit still. It can be getting cancer or getting pregnant. The important part is how it seems to catch us by surprise. That disaster stops us from living the life we'd planned as children - a life of constant dashing around.
Chuck Palahniuk