Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

you can make mean anything.

I write compulsively. I've got so many ideas, and I love to do it so much, I can't not do it. I write the way some people do drugs.

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.