I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.

The only thing I shy away from is non-consensual violence. I can't write a story where someone is a simple victim because it's boring.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.

So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.