I write compulsively. I've got so many ideas, and I love to do it so much, I can't not do it. I write the way some people do drugs.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.

Anymore, no one's mind is their own.

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.