Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

Home is where you hang your architect.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.