Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.

In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.