Bombs know no ism but barbarism. The laws that successfully govern a peaceful and democratic society do not interfere with the only law bombs know, which is the law of gravity.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

Enemies may seek our destruction, but they also keep us on our toes and often help us figure out who we are and what we stand for.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.