Bombs know no ism but barbarism. The laws that successfully govern a peaceful and democratic society do not interfere with the only law bombs know, which is the law of gravity.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.

The main thing is to get what little happiness there is out of life in this wartorn world because ‘these are the good old days’ now.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.