You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Bombs know no ism but barbarism. The laws that successfully govern a peaceful and democratic society do not interfere with the only law bombs know, which is the law of gravity.

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

I have never met a man [in the military], in or out of uniform, who ever said, "Let's use the missiles." They are even more terrified that the Bishops, because a great many of them don't expect to go to Heaven, which at least the Bishops do.