You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

Enemies may seek our destruction, but they also keep us on our toes and often help us figure out who we are and what we stand for.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, lessens the friction of social contacts. . . . It is only in lies, wholeheartedly and bravely told, that human nature attains through words and speech the forebearance, the nobility, the romance, the idealism, that-being what it is-it falls so short of in fact and in deed.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

I hope I shall have ambition until the day I die.