Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

The main thing is to get what little happiness there is out of life in this wartorn world because ‘these are the good old days’ now.

I am for lifting everyone off the social bottom. In fact, I am for doing away with the social bottom altogether.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.