Enemies may seek our destruction, but they also keep us on our toes and often help us figure out who we are and what we stand for.

I don't have any warm personal enemies. All the SOBs have died.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.

Thoughts have no sex.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Since the birth of our nation, the steady performance of the Marine Corps in fighting America's battles has made it the very symbol of military excellence. The Corps has come to be recognized worldwide as an elite force of fighting men, renowned for their physical endurance, for their high level of obedience, and for the fierce pride they take, as individuals, in the capacity for self discipline.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.