If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

The best defense against a powerful and positive dynamic ideology is neither verbal attack nor criticism, which are useful, but to set up an equally powerful and dynamic ideology against it.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

The main thing is to get what little happiness there is out of life in this wartorn world because ‘these are the good old days’ now.

They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.