If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.

Guns know no policy except destruction.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.

Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.