The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.

I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.

If you are bored with Berkeley and San Francisco, you are bored with life.

The United States has, overall, the most effective system of higher education the world has ever known.

He particularly liked about making students safe for ideas, not ideas safe for students.

The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking.

The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.