Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

I'm suffering from oxygen deprivation. It's overwhelming watching your career go by.

Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.

I don't write. I usually look for material by other people. Sometimes I change things or adapt things but I don't write from scratch. I wish I had that ability.

Don't look at me like I've gotten old or something like that.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.

I'm past doing one chin-up more than I did the day before. I just kind of do what I feel like.