I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at something he hates. Anybody can do well at something he loves - it's just a question of finding the subject.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

Hillary Clinton has made a lot of dough out of being a politician. I gave up dough to be a politician. I'm sure that Ronald Reagan gave up dough to be a politician.

Nobody looks like they did when they were 20, so why not take advantage of the fact that you're changing, emotionally as well as physically?