The only reason I ever thought about retiring from the front part of the camera as opposed to the back is sometimes you think, "How many roles are there for someone my age?"

Our modern society - especially in the West, and especially now - reveres youth.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one.

Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.

You take the work seriously, you don't take yourself seriously. You keep that straight and you'll do well the rest of your life.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?