I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television.

I am going to have to stick to the script. If I muck around with the words it will defeat the object.

I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

I like being forced to think about things in a different way.

The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.