I am going to have to stick to the script. If I muck around with the words it will defeat the object.

I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.