I'm pale-skinned so I don't feel at my best on a beach.

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

I remember being in China and realising how irrelevant not even Britain is, but also Europe. We're just another remote country that hardly impinges on some places at all.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I like New York. There are similarities with London that make it feel rather like home, but at the same time it's slightly fictional.

If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.

I like being forced to think about things in a different way.