If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television.

I am attached to the west coast of Scotland - it's gorgeous to look at and challenging. You have to contend with the possibility of being blown away or rained on. And in the summer months you can be eaten alive by midges.

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.

I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.