The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

I am going to have to stick to the script. If I muck around with the words it will defeat the object.

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.

I'm pale-skinned so I don't feel at my best on a beach.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.