The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.