This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television. It doesn't do you any favours in terms of showing you what you look like and what your emotions are.

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.

I like to think of myself as a natural gardener.

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television.

It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.