This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television.

The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

I don't think I'm really a rude person, but now I see myself on television, I think, 'Oh, God, that is a bit strong.' And I wonder if I've always been like that and I haven't been aware of it.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.