Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.

A sense of humour is common sense dancing.

It is a good rule in life to be wary of the company of people who think of themselves in the third person, no matter how well justified they might seem to be in doing so.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed into edible dishes by heating it in secret ways and adding bits of stuff to it.

All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish.

Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier.