Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?
Clive JamesVisitors who come from the Soviet Union and tell you how marvelous it is to be able to look at public buildings without advertisements stuck all over them are just telling you that they can't decipher the cyrillic alphabet.
Clive JamesEven in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
Clive JamesI love reading about the sea. I love reading about it a lot more than actually being on the sea, when you think about it.
Clive James