I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. Those who lack humour are without judgment and should be trusted with nothing.

In the movies first impressions are everything. Or, to put it less drastically, in the movies there are no later impressions without a first impression, because you will have stopped watching. Sometimes a critic persuades you to give an unpromising-looking movie a chance, but the movie had better convey the impression pretty quickly that the critic might be right.

John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

My niece is - her name is Sasha, is currently learning Russian at Melbourne University and I look forward to the day when I can talk to her about Pushkin.