Every sentence he manages to utter scatters its component parts like pond water from a verb chasing its own tail.

Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?

She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny.

The Canadian version of Julius Caesar's memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped.

I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn't go near hard drugs, actually, because I would consume the stuff as if it was going out of style and it rapidly occurred to me that if I ever tried a hard drug, the same thing would happen, so I never did.

If we want a book to do more than what it does, that's a condemnation. If we want it to do more of what it does, that's an endorsement.

In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (LWT) the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.