Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

Being young is wonderful. But one of the secrets of being a human individual - a mature human individual shall we put it rather grandly - is that you can see this desire in perspective.

Like a Volvo, Bjorn Borg is rugged, has good after-sales service, and is very dull.

All intellectual tendencies are corrupted when they consort with power.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

Young men especially - I don't know if young women feel much the same - but young men think they are immortal, automatically. They have no idea of time because they have so much energy and I was like that.

Murray sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom, the men actually facing the danger are all so taciturn that you might as well try interviewing the cars themselves.