She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me.

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

I actually didn't like that feeling of being out of touch because what I do depends on being in touch. But it's fun to talk about. That's one of the real dangers of drugs: they're too much fun to talk about.

My wife spoke perfect Italian and she was very beautiful and very suave Italian men were crowding around her, talking all the time and if I was to even understand what was going on, I had to learn the language fast.

When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty.