A loose horse is any horse sensible enough to get rid of its rider at an early stage and carry on unencumbered.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

It's my mission to tell the Australians from abroad in my work that Australia is a wonderful place.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

I was wrong, however, to suppose that Sellers thought the world revolved around him. He thought the cosmos did too, and history, and the fates... Like every egomaniac, he behaved as if everybody else spent their day being as interested in him as he was.

Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier.