I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!