You're not funny and nobody likes you!

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

I am the voice of the voiceless.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.