You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!