You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.