I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

Haters are my favorite. I´ve built an empire with the bricks they´ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

My name's Punk. CM Punk.