There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

We have the worst security!

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.