On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that.

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings... that didn't end... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.