Fix him so I can break him again!

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.