My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

I am fat and I don't care.

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.