I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.