I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

He spilled my diet soda!

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.