Clothes by a man who doesn't know women, never had one, and dreams of being one!

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

Sin can be forgiven, but stupid is forever.

The problem of aging is the problem of living. There is no simple solution.

I am no longer what I was. I will remain what I have become.

Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.

I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.