So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.

All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

Where there is water, there are people.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.