So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

Where there is water, there are people.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.