My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director. ... (when asked who wrote 'Some Enchanted Evening') Rodgers and Hammerstein, if you can imagine it taking two men to write one song. ... Good authors, too, who once knew better words now use only four-letter words writing prose. ... Brush up your Shakespeare and they'll all kowtow.

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't.

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

Most gentlemen don't like love, they just like to kick it around.

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.