I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.
Conan O'BrienThe corporate scandals are getting bigger and bigger. In a speech on Wall Street, President Bush spoke out on corporate responsibility, and he warned executives not to cook the books. Afterwards, Martha Stewart said the correct term was to saute the books.
Conan O'BrienThe Oscars are this Sunday. Host Neil Patrick Harris said he hopes the broadcast will include a 'Kanye moment.' Unfortunately a Kanye moment may not be possible because that would require a black person to be at the Oscars.
Conan O'BrienWhen reached for comment on the charges, Martha didn't say much, (only) that a subpoena should be served with a nice appetizer.
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