The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.
Conan O'BrienScientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Conan O'BrienIran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt?
Conan O'Brien